Your old and you want to live behind your kids house, so we guess you are senile too.... 

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Some common questions about being old:

Am I old?

Can you read this without getting confused scared or your glasses? then you are probably ok

where am I?

Existentially I have no idea, but I will say you are savvy with technology if you are reading this, Good for you old timer